Quotes
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Sam Oliver : Don't you have minions down in hell to keep track of these things? Like who's escaped recently? I don't know how it works, come on.
Devil : Minions. You know who works for me in my central office? White collar criminals. They hate me. They hate their jobs. I'm lucky if I get coffee in the morning.
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Sam Oliver : God, you sound like Ted.
Devil : Oh, that was harsh. Ted is a real douche bag.
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Devil : I never drink while I'll work. Clouds the mind.
Sam Oliver : Maybe if you drank you'd be less of a dick.
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Devil : Life is too short to drink American beer!