Burn Notice (TV Series)

Identity (2007)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• [Greg and Bonnie come back and find Sam and Fiona in the bedroom, half-dressed] 

  Greg : What the hell are you doing here?

  Fiona Glenanne : What are *you* doing here?

  Bonnie : We live here!

  Fiona Glenanne : You... you live here?

  Sam Axe : Oh, God...

  Fiona Glenanne : You liar... you liar! You son of a bitch!

  Sam Axe : I can explain...

  Fiona Glenanne : [slaps him]  What? Explain what? That you told me you had a yacht so you could get in my pants? Is that about it?

  Sam Axe : I'm sorry, baby...

  [she slaps him again] 

  Fiona Glenanne : He told me this was his boat... this is our third date!

  Greg : Get out.

  Fiona Glenanne : [putting her shirt back on]  Where's my shoe?

  Bonnie : [handing it to her]  Here.

  Fiona Glenanne : I cannot believe this! You are taking me home right now!

  Sam Axe : Okay, geez, take it easy.

  Fiona Glenanne : [hitting him]  We are leaving, we are leaving!

  Sam Axe : We're so sorry about this.

  [He turns around and throws Fi over his shoulder] 

  Fiona Glenanne : Hey!

  Sam Axe : Come on, let's go.

• Sam Axe : So, you're helping old ladies now? Good for you, Mike. Hey, I saw a kitten up a tree on my way over here.

  Michael Westen : They beat her up, took her life savings. You in or not?

  Sam Axe : Well, you put it that way, what can I say?

• Michael Westen : Not bad for a man in his underwear.

  Sam Axe : Hey, you think that's good, you should see me without 'em!

• Sam Axe : Good afternoon. Miami PD, I'm Detective Cagney, this is Detective Lacey.

• Sam Axe : Wiring crap into a car is not an art. It's about as subtle as hitting someone with a brick.

  Fiona Glenanne : Hitting someone with a brick takes a lot of skill.

• Fiona Glenanne : [about the bug they are planting]  I've heard surveillance through these things. It sounds like everyone's underwater.

  Sam Axe : Well if you have a way to fit a recording studio into a light fixture I'm all ears.

• Michael Westen : Would you put some pants on?

  Sam Axe : What? I work better when I can breathe down there.

• Michael Westen : Listen, Fi, uh, now's not a good time...

  Sam Axe : [following him in]  Oh, Jesus, Mike, you didn't tell me she was gonna be here.

  Fiona Glenanne : [rushes at Sam]  You cost me a lot of money, you son of a bitch! I've been waiting to talk to you for a long time!

  Sam Axe : Oh, I cost you? OK, for starters, what you're talking about never officially happened, all right? But even if it had, you deserved a lot worse than what you got, lady!