- Wishbone: [as Robin Hood] When did they start decorating carriages with fat men?
- Little John: Must be a new fashion.
- Wishbone: [as Robin Hood disguised as a peddler] Pots! Come and buy my pots! Nice, unsuspicious pots for sale!
- Principal Leonard: No, Wishbone. You can't go to school.
- Wishbone: Wha-? No, uh... I'm a 4th-grader here, really! Hey, don't let the dog suit fool you; I'm just practicing for the school play. Hey, open up! Mark my words: someday I *will* eat lunch, in school!