Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan (2007)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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• [Monk finds evidence that Marci's neighbor has killed his wife] 

  Adrian Monk : There's a chance... she's not crazy. I mean, she's crazy, but... she might not be wrong.

  [Marci trots toward him ecstatically] 

  Adrian Monk : [shrinking]  Clue hug?

  Natalie Teeger : Take it like a man.

• [last lines; Marci has sent her box of memorabilia back to Monk. He finds the troll doll] 

  Adrian Monk : Oh look, it's you.

  [Natalie finds the bobbleheads of Monk and Marci] 

  Natalie Teeger : [as Marci]  "Oh, Adrian, I adore you! You're so amazing!"

  Adrian Monk : All right...

  Natalie Teeger : [as Monk]  "Thank you, Marci. I think you have excellent taste. How would you like to be my new assistant? You can follow me around and worship me all day."

  Adrian Monk : All right, it wasn't like that...

  Natalie Teeger : [as Marci]  "And let's seal the deal with a great big clue hug! Clue hug! Clue hug! Clue hug!"

  Adrian Monk : Cut it out, will you? I know it's you.

  Natalie Teeger : [following him]  "Oh, don't go away, I just want a little clue hug! Clue hug, clue hug, clue hug!"

• [during the flashback summation] 

  Adrian Monk : [voice-over]  Marci, what are you doing? There's no hugging during the "here's what happened!"

  Marci Maven : [voice-over]  Sorry, go on.

• Natalie Teeger : Okay, how about this: you give me $600. When anybody bids on you, I'll outbid them.

  Adrian Monk : That's a great idea. How do I get my money back?

  Natalie Teeger : You don't. It goes to charity.

  Adrian Monk : Let's keep thinking.

• Adrian Monk : [to Marci]  Monogrammed wipe.

• Adrian Monk : [Monk and Natalie are visiting Marci in her home. She serves Monk his favorite bottled water and square cookies]  They're square!

  Marci Maven : [laughing]  I knew you would appreciate that! Yeah, I've been baking all day, and cleaning, I wanted everything to be perfect.

  Adrian Monk : [Monk examines his glass]  Marci, is this *my* glass?

  Marci Maven : Not anymore, you threw it out - remember? And yes, this is your rug, and yes, that is your lamp, and yes, these are your pants.

  [Monk and Natalie look at each other suspiciously] 

  Marci Maven : Don't worry, I'm not crazy, I'm just a fan.

  [Seriously] 

  Marci Maven : You are amazing. But you knew that, didn't you.

  Natalie Teeger : His pants?

• [Natalie is trying to convince Monk to take part in a SFPD bachelor auction] 

  Natalie Teeger : Don't you want to be a team player?

  Adrian Monk : No.

  Natalie Teeger : Don't you want to appear to be a team player?

  Adrian Monk : Sure.

• Adrian Monk : [reading Marci's letter]  "Dear Adrian, I'm sorry I can't have your things in my house anymore. How would I ever explain it to... Fmurry Abraham?"

  Natalie Teeger : F. Murray Abraham, the actor.

  Adrian Monk : May God have mercy on his soul.

• Marci Maven : [Monk, Natalie, and Marci are walking away after interviewing a lumberyard employee]  That is 4 lumberyards down. One to go. How am I doing?

  Adrian Monk : Not bad, actually.

  Marci Maven : Well, if you ever need an assistant...

  Adrian Monk : Well, I have Natalie.

  Marci Maven : Maybe it's time for a change.

  Adrian Monk : Natalie and I have been together for three and half years. So, I don't...

  Marci Maven : I'll work for free!

  Adrian Monk : [Monk stops and thinks. Natalie turns toward him]  What?

  Natalie Teeger : You're considering it?

  Adrian Monk : Well... you know... free.

  Natalie Teeger : So?

  Marci Maven : You want to make a counteroffer?

  Natalie Teeger : Yeah, here's my counteroffer: I'm not nuts!

  Marci Maven : You're right, you're right, I'm sorry. It's-it's her. I get so flustered.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, you're not flustered, you're flattered. Who wouldn't be? She adores you, she knows *everything* about you. After all, you're only human.

  Marci Maven : There's no need for name calling.