Hannah Gadsby: Douglas (2020 TV Special)

Hannah Gadsby: Self

Quotes 

• Hannah Gadsby : I know better than anyone that what I did with Nanette was not technically comedy. But I'm also not a fucking idiot. I wanted that show to have an audience, and a broad audience, and if that meant I had to trick people... by calling it comedy... that's technically a joke.

• Hannah Gadsby : I would much prefer to have autism than be a sociopath like you. 'Cause if you honestly think that your child, your only, single child, is more important than all the other children collectively, you're not playing for the team. And if you don't want to play for the team, why the fuck are you even having children? Get a pet rock and delete your fucking blog.

• Hannah Gadsby : Now, if in that bit, you find yourself offended by anything I say in the joke section, please just remember they are just jokes. Even if you find yourself surrounded by people who are laughing at something you find objectionable... just remember the golden rule of comedy, which is, if you're in a minority, you do not matter.

• Hannah Gadsby : Pretty much, it's like, "I have a piece of information you seem to be missing. You may or may not be ready to hear this information, but I'll tell you anyway because knowledge is power, ignorance is a cage, and feelings can be dealt with. I bid you good day."

• Hannah Gadsby : I have to say, a bad joke made so men so viscerally angry I'm surprised nobody accused me of writing a sport, honestly.