The Other Woman (2009)

Anthony Rapp: Simon

Quotes 

• Emilia : Don't you street lawyers have paralegals?

  Simon : No, friends are cheaper.

• Mindy : I couldn't find a cab.

  Simon : God! I wish someone here in New York would invent something, kind of like a train, you know, that would go underground and take you places. Naah, that's crazy talk.

• Mindy : We all end up marrying our fathers, don't we?

  Simon : Yes, I only fuck men in shorts and black socks who make me join Little League. It's weird.