Danny Cooksey: Bobby Budnick

Quotes 

• [the campers realises that Budnick has transformed into the Counselor of Hell, not the free loving counselor who promised to let them run amuck] 

  Dina Alexander : We have created a monster.

  Sponge Harris : Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Aristotle said that.

  Ronnie Pinsky : Budnick is a swine. Let's pound him. Pinsky said that.

  Bobby Budnick : Quit your yapping, no breaks.

  [sleeps] 

  Sponge Harris : We have to find some way to get him him back.

  Dina Alexander : Why don't we put meat in his toothpaste?

  Ronnie Pinsky : No good. There's no telling when he's going to brush his teeth.

  Telly Radford : I still say pounding him is a good idea.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : [puts bucket down]  So you want to get Budnick, huh? Here's how we do it. When he pulls rank, we pull a prank. When he sends us to the Pool, we send him to the Latrine. That the Anawanna way.

  [Ug and the rest of the campers plot their revenge prank against Budnick] 

• Dina Alexander : Budnick, why can't you just go swim in the lake?

  Bobby Budnick : Because fish fart in it!