"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Lights Out (TV Episode 2020) Poster

(TV Series)

(2020)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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Quotes 

  • Amy Santiago : Charles, meet Mac.

    Jake Peralta : Short for McClane.

    Charles Boyle : As in Shirley? I love it.

    Jake Peralta : No, as in John, from "Die Hard."

    Charles Boyle : I mean, they're both incredibly cool. Only one Oscar winner.

  • Jake Peralta : [Dotty is torturing the suspect to get information]  Dotty, that's against the law.

    Dotty : I am the law.

    Jake Peralta : What made you like this?

  • Charles Boyle : This is it. My purpose is clear. I was put on this Earth to get you back in time to see your baby's birth.

    Jake Peralta : I mean, you're a grown man with your own hopes and dreams.

    Charles Boyle : [Decisively]  My purpose is clear.

  • Jake Peralta : This is great, Dotty, but we're kind of in a hurry. My wife just went into labor and I want to get there in time for the birth.

    Dotty : Why? The only man in the room should be the doctor.

    Jake Peralta : Okay.

    Dotty : All the dad needs to do is to make the money and have a nice, thick belt for when it's time to teach him a lesson.

    Russ : My dad hit me with a belt. Soon as I got big enough, I shot him.

    Jake Peralta : Wow, what a fun group for this, the most important day of my life.

  • Jake Peralta : [about a suspect missing from an accident scene]  Okay, Charles, I see two possibilities. One, he was vaporized into a being of pure electricity, becoming a supervillain known only as "The Surge Freak."

    Officer Rick : Seems unlikely.

    Jake Peralta : Yeah, I know, Officer Rick, that's why I said there were two possibilities. He probably just hobbled off so he wouldn't get a DUI. Here, we'll follow this very obvious trail of blood. Happy now?

    [Muttering to himself, as he and Charles leave] 

    Jake Peralta : Stupid Officer Rick and his stupid joyless approach to life!

  • Russ : She shot me! She shot me in the leg.

    Dotty : You made a sudden motion!

    Russ : I sneezed!

    Jake Peralta : Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for?

    Dotty : To protect myself. Cops are all wimps now.

    [mockingly] 

    Dotty : My wife is having a baby and I have to be there to brush her hair.

    Jake Peralta : I wasn't gonna brush her hair.

    Charles Boyle : You weren't?

  • Jake Peralta : [about Holt and Terry, who are trapped in the elevator]  Yeah, they're trapped in there.

    Rosa Diaz : Oh no, that means we have to call the fire department.

    Jake Peralta : Or, hear me out, we leave them in there forever, and move on emotionally.

  • Dotty : In my day, people respected police.

    Jake Peralta : They respect us; they just have nowhere to go.

    Dotty : God knows they won't go back to their own country.

    Jake Peralta : Dotty, I really wish you weren't such a big part of my son's birth story.

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