Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Pimemento (2020)

Melissa Fumero: Amy Santiago

Quotes 

• Amy Santiago : [On the phone, about Jake keeping their efforts to have a baby secret from Boyle]  Hey, just checking in. How's it going with Charles? I know how hard this is for you. Have you told him anything?

  Jake Peralta : Nope, we're still all good. He has no idea that we are growing a Whomping Willow in your Chamber of Secrets.

  Amy Santiago : Well, I have to get back to the seminar. Also, you've ruined sex forever.

• Amy Santiago : Check it: I got a copy of last year's workplace conflict presentation. All we have to do is study the crap out of it, then we can answer every question before that tool from HR even asks it. We'll be done in no time.

  Rosa Diaz : So your solution for getting us out of the boring seminar is having us memorize the boring seminar.

  Amy Santiago : Exactly.

  Raymond Holt : It's genius, and it's fun. I love committing things to memory.

• Jake Peralta : So you still annoyed?

  Amy Santiago : Yes. You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.

  Jake Peralta : It's what Harry Potter says when he needs to clear the Marauder's Map.

  Amy Santiago : Obviously, I know that, but I would prefer to keep wizard terms out of our sex life.

  Jake Peralta : But what we're doing is magical. We're making a baby.

• Terry Jeffords : Great seminar, sad it's over, but it is, so see ya.

  Brad Portenburg : Actually, I have good news. State law requires that this seminar be no less than six hours, so I guess we'll spend the next two hours diving into specific conflicts about this workplace and solving them.

  Amy Santiago : [Shocked]  But we beat you. We beat you with study.