Scrubs (TV Series)

My Happy Place (2009)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• [Turk is examining a patient's abdomen] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : OK, so I'm going to add a little pressure now, sir.

  [audible fart is heard] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : It's all right. It's perfectly natural.

  Patient : That was you.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, I know, But it's still perfectly natural.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Now, I don't understand. If I'm the best surgeon here, how come you're always looking over my shoulder?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, give me a break, would you? Saying someone is "the best surgeon" is like saying someone is the smartest cast member of "The Hills".