Psych (TV Series)
American Duos (2007)
Tim Curry: Nigel St. Nigel
Quotes
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Henry Spencer : That's it - take off the robe! Wearing that robe is a privilege and you, pal, have just lost it!
Nigel St. Nigel : I steadfastly refuse. This is the plushiest, most opulent robe I've ever had the pleasure of wearing.
Henry Spencer : Well, there's one thing we can agree on. Now give it up.
Nigel St. Nigel : No. I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy
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Zapato Dulce : I was the first to sign on. This was supposed to be MY show! MY shot! MY comeback! You turned me into a simp! I freaking hate you! People don't even know who I am. I get fan letters addressed to Geraldo, Ricky Martin, and that guy from the El Pollo Loco commercial. You ruined everything! Why won't you die?
[Zapato lunges at Nigel, but is quickly restrained]
Nigel St. Nigel : Really? That was your plan? That has to be the poorest executed attack in history. I was two feet away from you all the time. I mean, you have to be absolutely, without doubt, the worst murderer I have ever seen.
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Nigel St. Nigel : [sitting in Gus' car] I feel like I've been incarcerated in a blueberry.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn!
Nigel St. Nigel : This car makes me want to weep and then die.
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Henry Spencer : Take it off!
Nigel St. Nigel : No!
Shawn Spencer : Uh, Dad? I think he's going commando under there.
Henry Spencer : No, he's not.
[looks at Nigel, who smiles]
Henry Spencer : What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man's robe?
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Juliet O'Hara : What about Detective Lassiter?
Nigel St. Nigel : Absolutely not. His hair looks like it was poured out of a cake mold.
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Nigel St. Nigel : [on Shawn and Gus's audition performance] It was real, it was rough, post-post-postmodern, yet challenging. Sandpaper-esque.
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Nigel St. Nigel : I feel like an angel baby, swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy.
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Nigel St. Nigel : I feel as if I have been incarcerated in a blueberry.
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Nigel St. Nigel : You're stiff. Inarticulate. Slightly jaundiced. Asymmetrical. You smell. The one on the right, there's something in your teeth. All in all, I'd say there's absolutely nothing worthwhile about either one of you.
Singer #1 : But... we haven't even sang yet.
Nigel St. Nigel : Apples and oranges. Anybody else?
Emilina Saffron : [slurred] I like 'em.
Nigel St. Nigel : Well, of course you like them, you've been asleep for the last forty-five minutes. Zapato?
Zapato Dulce : Well, I...
Nigel St. Nigel : Good. Moving on.
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Nigel St. Nigel : [to Shawn] What is it with you and throwing things?
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[Henry Spencer is serving Steak to obnoxious reality TV show judge Nigel St. Nigel. He gives the retired cop as look of disdain]
Henry Spencer : Is there a problem?
Nigel St. Nigel : Well look at it. It's still got the marks where the Jockey was hitting it.
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Nigel St. Nigel : [seeing Henry's house] Good Lord. Who lives here, the Boringtons?
Shawn Spencer : There's a better then decent chance this goes poorly.
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Shawn Spencer : Nigel!
Nigel St. Nigel : [crawling out from under a table] I just, um, dropped some... items.