My Boys (TV Series)

Dudes Being Dudes (2008)

Jordana Spiro: P.J. Franklin

Quotes 

• P.J. Franklin : Oh, my God. I gotta get out of here. They're applauding a PAN!

  Stephanie Layne : [excitedly]  It's got a copper core.

• P.J. Franklin : Bachelor parties and showers - turns out they're both sexist rituals, but the bachelor party is so much less lame. Plus, there's scotch.

• P.J. Franklin : [voiceover]  Stupid bachelor party. Such a dumb, sexist ritual. I wanna go so bad.

• Jack Newman : What's the matter? Not invited?

  P.J. Franklin : No girls allowed, apparently.

  Jack Newman : Yeah, well, we're tryin' to keep cooties out of our treehouse.

  P.J. Franklin : It's so stupid.

  Jack Newman : It is. You're right. And, you know, I'm... I'm not going either, in protest.

  P.J. Franklin : Well, you have to go. You're Bobby's brother.

  Jack Newman : Okay, I'll go, but I'm not gonna have fun, in protest.

• P.J. Franklin : [at a bridal shower]  Oh, God. There's no liquor in this punch.

  Stephanie Layne : Shh!

• P.J. Franklin : [at a bridal shower]  I've GOT to start carrying a flask.