My Boys (TV Series)

Dudes Being Dudes (2008)

Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

Quotes 

• Mike Callahan : [finding Bobby sitting with PJ and Stephanie]  Don't talk to them.

  Bobby Newman : But... they're our friends, and... I LIKE them.

  Mike Callahan : No girls, remember? We're bachelors tonight. Right, Andy?

  [Andy's cell phone rings] 

  Mike Callahan : Dude, don't answer that! You and I are the glue holding this bachelor party together.

  Andy Franklin : [dryly]  Might be a stripper.

• Andy Franklin : Jo, you remember Mike from the set-up dinner that went nowhere?

  Jo : Oh, right. We had no chemistry at all. How are you?

  Mike Callahan : Fine. Thank you.

  Mike Callahan : [to Andy]  Uh, we agreed - no women allowed, just dudes. She has to go.

  Andy Franklin : The "dude" portion of the evening has ended, and now I'm gonna hang out with my friend Jo.

• Mike Callahan : This is crap! You girls are everywhere. No offense.

  Jo : No-no. How could your insisting I leave be offensive? Nice boots.

  Mike Callahan : Oh, thank you.

  Jo : I was being sarcastic.

  Mike Callahan : No, you weren't.