My Boys (TV Series)

Dudes Being Dudes (2008)

Jim Gaffigan: Andy Franklin

Quotes 

• Brendan Dorff : [as to attending Bobby's bachelor party]  I'm broke. I mean, I can't afford it. I can either drink or eat - and, come on, I mean, we all know what I'm gonna choose here.

  Andy Franklin : Hey, if you don't eat, you're gonna get really drunk.

  Brendan Dorff : My hand has been forced.

• Mike Callahan : [finding Bobby sitting with PJ and Stephanie]  Don't talk to them.

  Bobby Newman : But... they're our friends, and... I LIKE them.

  Mike Callahan : No girls, remember? We're bachelors tonight. Right, Andy?

  [Andy's cell phone rings] 

  Mike Callahan : Dude, don't answer that! You and I are the glue holding this bachelor party together.

  Andy Franklin : [dryly]  Might be a stripper.

• Andy Franklin : Jo, you remember Mike from the set-up dinner that went nowhere?

  Jo : Oh, right. We had no chemistry at all. How are you?

  Mike Callahan : Fine. Thank you.

  Mike Callahan : [to Andy]  Uh, we agreed - no women allowed, just dudes. She has to go.

  Andy Franklin : The "dude" portion of the evening has ended, and now I'm gonna hang out with my friend Jo.