- Lawrence Philips: My dear, listen. Since this is your first and surely, your last opportunity to be a wedding planner, why don't you keep your amateur ideas to yourself and let the professionals do it? The layout is perfect. We're not gonna change anything. We'll have no stage and the centerpiece will stay exactly where it should be.. in... the... center.
- Jessie: I'm very glad to hear that there's no hard feelings.
- Lawrence Philips: [scroffs] I didn't say that.
- Jessie: If you would like to work *with* me on it, that would be great, otherwise, it's gonna be *so* much *easier* now that I have figured out precisely where you can shove your centerpiece.
- Sara: Did they not tell you about me?
- Lawrence Philips: They mentioned a blind date.
- Sara: Well, I think the politically correct term is visually imparted date.
- Liz Rafferty: You're an ass-kicker. Just kick ass for me. Just... I don't know... pretend my wedding is a guy or something.
- Sara: You're perfect is just fine. But it isn't gonna save me and *obviously*, you are *too* blind to see that.