"The Simpsons" You Kent Always Say What You Want (TV Episode 2007) - Harry Shearer as Gum Disease, Principal Seymour Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Birch Barlow, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle

Kent Brockman : Excuse me, did you see the six o'clock news?

Comic Book Guy : No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.
Rod Flanders : What are you doing, daddy?

Ned Flanders : Imploring some people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish an innocent man for doing something that nobody saw. That's what I'm doing!

Rod Flanders : Daddy, we think you need a new mommy.

Ned Flanders : First things first!
Mr. Burns : Kent Brockman is threathening our ill-gotten gains.

Rich Texan : Goldarn it! I worked hard to ill-get those gains!
Kent Brockman : Reporters used to expose corruption and corporate greed. Now, like toothless babies, they suckle at the teat of misinformation and poop it into the diaper called the six-o'clock news.
Kent Brockman : Earlier in this broadcast, I said a word so vile it should only be uttered by Satan himself while sitting in the toilet.
Kent Brockman : Tonight on Smartline, our report from the Middle East will not be seen, so that we may bring you a man who bought an ice cream cone.

Homer Simpson : That's me.

Kent Brockman : Of course, that has nothing to do with the fact that the ice cream parlor and this station are owned by the same company, but I digress.

Harry Shearer: Gum Disease, Principal Seymour Skinner, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Birch Barlow, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle