The Simpsons (TV Series)

You Kent Always Say What You Want (2007)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Hans Moleman, Mayor Quimby, Barney Gumble, Tooth Decay, Squeaky Voiced Teen, Grampa Simpson, Arnie Pye, Newshound, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Rich Texan, Count Dracula

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Quotes 

• Krusty : Damn that, Brockman. There are only two rules in tv: Don't swear and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science!

• Marge Simpson : Oh, hi, kids. You're just in time to go to the dentist.

  Bart Simpson : Dentist? You said we were going dirt biking through the cementery.

  Lisa Simpson : Oh, Bart. You keep falling for that one every six months.

  Homer Simpson : [Carrying a dirt bike]  Check it out, suckers! Marge is taking me dirt biking through the cementery.

  Lisa Simpson : No, dad. You're going to the dentist too.

  Homer Simpson : "Why the cementery?", I wondered, but my dreams were too strong.

• Homer Simpson : I will not stay in the same house as someone from the liberal media.

  Lisa Simpson : You'll have to excuse him. He's been watching a lot of Fox News.

  Homer Simpson : Did you know that every day Mexican gays cross our borders and unplug our brain-dead ladies?

• Homer Simpson : Ow, my gums! It hurts so much!

  Dentist #1 : But I haven't even started yet.

  Homer Simpson : I know, but a breeze from that open window is blowing into my mouth.

• Mr. Burns : Kent Brockman is threathening our ill-gotten gains.

  Rich Texan : Goldarn it! I worked hard to ill-get those gains!

• Marge Simpson : Don't you just love that fresh mouth feeling?

  Homer Simpson : Who wants ice-cream?

  Bart Simpson : I can't wait to get the freshness out of my mouth.

  Homer Simpson : I'm gonna glue my mouth shut with butterscotch.

  Marge Simpson : [weakly]  Oh, yay.

• Kent Brockman : Tonight on Smartline, our report from the Middle East will not be seen, so that we may bring you a man who bought an ice cream cone.

  Homer Simpson : That's me.

  Kent Brockman : Of course, that has nothing to do with the fact that the ice cream parlor and this station are owned by the same company, but I digress.