Ray Hemphill: Virgil T. Gillis

Quotes 

• Dobie Gillis : [Dobie catches Virgil on his way out]  Hey, Virgil, when you had Grace up on that stage with you, did you have time to talk to her about, uh, you know.

  Virgil T. Gillis : Didn't I mention that, cousin Dobie? Didn't I mention that?

  [Opens door to street, revealing Grace sitting astride his motorcycle] 

  Virgil T. Gillis : Meet the hotsy-totsy new sensation: Gillis and Grimsby, the Larynx and the Legs! Have lightning, will travel!

  Dobie Gillis : [Outraged]  Now just a minute! Just a darn minute!

  Virgil T. Gillis : Ta-ta, cousin! My public awaits!