- Dr. Centigrade: Ah... it is lovely night. A grand night! A nice night.
- Abominable Snowman: [Handing the Dr. a giant icicle] Grunt!
- Dr. Centigrade: I said a "nice night," not an "ice night," you freeze-dried nincompoop!
- Jake Kong: [to Spencer and Tracy] I'll tell you one thing. You two clowns could win a lot of gold ribbons if you would enter as dumbbells in the weightlifting contest.
- Eddie Spenser: The Abdominable Snowman...
- Jake Kong: Abominable, dummy.
- Eddie Spenser: The Abominable Dummy, which is even worse.