- Gronk: [Flirting with the beautiful Morgan] Say, uh, if you're not doing nothing later, how about you and me, eh, splittin' a venison pizza and then we'll take in a dragon slaying, huh?
- Merlin: Gronk, if I could ever make a brain appear in your head, I'd be in the Magician's Hall of Fame.
- Gronk: [to Tracy] Say, if I get myself one of these fur coats, maybe you and I could double date a couple o' Eskimo girls?
- Eddie Spenser: The Ghost Dematerializer! She's got it.
- Morgan Le Fay: And which one of you is stupid enough to try and take it from me?
- Jake Kong: She doesn't, eh, give us any easy choices, does she?
- Morgan Le Fay: Begone from me, you pitiful joke. begone, begone, consumed in smoke!
- Gronk: [Gronk's clothing begins to smoke] Yow! I knew I shoulda never bought these clothes at a fire sale!