Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2007)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [Jake is annoyed because he had to sleep in his father's bed and his father kept getting out of bed to pee]  Okay. One of those was to get a glass of water.

  Jake Harper : Well, there's your problem! Stop topping off the tank!

• Alan Harper : [scrubbing Jake's tuxedo pants]  What is this, candle wax? How do you get candle wax on the seat of your pants?

  Jake Harper : I don't know!

  Alan Harper : You don't know?

  Jake Harper : Okay. I might've lit a couple of farts.