Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2007)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Berta : [to Charlie] I know you. Myra's not one of your handi-wipes in high heels that you can just throw out after you... wipe your handi.
Charlie Harper : Yeah? Well, you don't know what you're talking about, because this relationship is not based on sex.
Berta : Not based on sex? Well, unless she sweats bourbon and farts hundred-dollar bills, what exactly is going to keep you together?
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Berta : [to Charlie] What is it you always say about going to a wedding with a woman you're sleeping with? You say, and I quote, "Better I should light myself on fire and run through a meth lab!"
