Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Unto the Breach (2007)
Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason
Quotes
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Taylor Doose : Onto the next order of business. Our esteemed friend and neighbor Kirk would like a permit to do his performance art piece called "Kirk-in-a-box" in the town square.
Kirk Gleason : It isn't a performance art piece. It is a feat of endurance - an attempt to stretch the bounds of human possibility.
Miss Patty : And what exactly is "Kirk-in-a-box"?
Kirk Gleason : I will be suspended 20 feet above the street in a clear Lucite box with no food or water.
Lorelai Gilmore : Like David Blaine.
Kirk Gleason : Not at all. My box is smaller.
Babette Dell : Why?
Kirk Gleason : Because Lucite is very costly.
Babette Dell : No. Why are you doing it?
Kirk Gleason : To see if I can.
Taylor Doose : Let me point out that something like this could draw a crowd.
Gypsy : Hey, if Kirk wants to sit in a box, let him sit in a box.
Morey Dell : Yeah, what do we care?
Babette Dell : Yeah, you don't have to look. It's a good idea! Let's vote!
Taylor Doose : Very well. All those in favor...
[Town votes Aye]
Taylor Doose : All right, all right. But don't complain to me when and if we run into a parking situation.