Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure (2007)

Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Quotes 

• Lt. Randall Disher : Can't you just say I had a hunch?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It's an official report. You had to pee. That's what goes in the report.

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [Disher has won free soft drinks and is drinking one]  What is that? Number three?

  Lt. Randall Disher : It's four. I used to pay $3.50 for these.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : And you're still single. Go figure.