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4/10
Extreme, deep or dull?
jewbo233 October 2010
Warning: Spoilers
The Green Elephant is shot in a hand held way on a poor quality VHS camera that gives it a look of a war crime. It looks as if it's been downloaded from Ogrish and as if we are about to witness a real atrocity. The content certainly echoes that feeling with two guys locked in a basement, one of them is seemingly not all there and his mad ramblings are sending the other insane. The man that has already lost it is berated over and over again then he finally snaps. Whilst our somewhat sane friend finally gets some sleep, the other decides to do his friend a favour by defecating on a plate and rubbing it all over himself and then wakes his friend to offer him some to eat. All seemingly for real too. The two are eventually taken from the basement prison by the guard and his assistant. Here they are berated some more and the more mentally unstable of the two is forced to give the officer oral sex. This is where the other finally snaps and kills the officer, rapes him then rips out is throat and makes his friend use it as a trunk.

The whole film has a horrible feel to it. The hand-held VHS camera-work really puts you in the basement with the two and the feeling of claustrophobia is felt in a strong way. So much so that you long to leave the cell and yet when you do when one of the soldiers is let out to do some work, the only rest bite you get is to watch him being made to clean a filthy toilet with a fork. You also get some black and white segments that show the guard and his assistant on the outside of the cell. I'm not sure what these sections are attempting to portray. The problem with the film is that it is attempting to go for something deep. I've read that the director has some feminist intentions with it but these were lost on me. It all comes across as a bit pretentious with the overly vile dialog being screamed at the characters getting boring and loosing all impact fast. While the film certainly does pack a punch, it is a little lost on the fact that over the 90 minute runtime, little really happens and it becomes a chore to get through not for the horrific content but for the sheer dullness of it all.

4/10
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5/10
Disgustingly Sick
owjan-459793 December 2020
I believe judging this movie without knowing the whole Russian history since 1917 would be very hard. Obviously people of soviet union have suffered alot through communism and 2 world wars. I have spent 14 years living in one of the Provence and still don't get the message, However this brutal culture is very familiar to me. Over there Life is not a celebration at all.
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5/10
I have no idea
cgearheart5 July 2019
I don't know what to think of this film. It was so filthy, pointless, cheaply done, and boring. Yet the acting was powerful and it still hit me hard at some scenes. It's a weird one for sure.

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2/10
Well...I Was Warned Warning: Spoilers
I'm being generous by giving this "movie" a 2. Basically, it's just two guys in a locked room who eventual descend into nightmarish madness. It's gory and raw and not for everyone. (Some folks would say that it's for NO ONE). If you're into flicks like "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls," the "Guinea Pig" series, and the "August Underground" trilogy, this one will be right up your alley.

First off, it's not a film. It's video, and relatively poor quality at that. Maybe it was the censor's doing, but really, they didn't have to edit the blow job part so poorly. That particular section of the video was blown up so closely that you only saw the back part of the older man's face who was doing the fellatio. They may as well had let that part in because the violence towards the end was far more graphic than what a simple BJ is. Had they left the scene as originally video taped I would've given "Green Elephant" a 4.

If you're into movies like "Salo" you still may not like this one because it was poorly taped. "Salo," despite its subject matter, was at least film well. "Green Elephant" just looks like a staged production of an ultra-graphic play. Is it recommended? Not really. Sometimes, in this genre of underground filmmaking, you sometimes unearth a few gems - mainly those by Marian Dora. "Green Elephant" is a miss. Only view it if coprophilia doesn't make up upchuck.
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2/10
Total exhaustion
EugenioKalina17 June 2022
Foreigners can not fully understand the whole thrash which is happening. You need to be a member of contemporary russian society. It's a bright example of "great russian culture" and russian mentality. It is mentioned that this film critics problems in military community and armed invasion into Afganistan. But it does not justify all the disgust and sodomy that occurs throughout the movie. And all of this is followed by unprofessional filming. I don't give the lowest score just out of pity for actors who have sacrificed a lot and risked their reputation.
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10/10
My God, it's just a 10/10!
Elapso16 November 2014
The Green Elephant is a film about human freedom, a cornerstone of its value and invaluable to the individual. Also, dedicated to the highest human qualities: courage, honor, selflessness and male friendship. Movies about possible metamorphoses of human nature in a closed space, total humiliation and hopelessness and just awesome allegory on the Russian army by Svetlana Baskova.

Definitely one of the best Russian movie ever. Want to get unforgettable impression from entertaining dialogs and preposterous picture? Just do it! Anyway, this film doesn't leave anyone indifferent.
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10/10
A masterpiece.
dolgvlapet5 October 2015
A hearth-warming story about friendship and the hardships of making new friends in unfriendly places. An improvised and minimalistic narrative and scenario will tell us about stuff such as hard work, regrets, life experiences, different points of view, duty, honor and consequences of your actions.

The great finale only is worth your time to watch this modern masterpiece, made for you by a savant prodigy of cinematographic arts, Svetlana Baskova. This movie is more than just a motion picture on your screen...

Green Elephant is love. Green Elephant is life.
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7/10
intimate and disturbing
catherine-6181926 October 2020
The Green Elephant is minimalist in terms of plot, but makes up for it in the strength of its performances. The whole film is an intimate snap shot into the depravity experienced by the main characters, and serves as a small scale character study. The lack of structure, although frustrating from a narrative stand point, serves to add to the nightmarish quality of the film. At times it feels like a found footage film, due to the rough, hand held camera work which gives the film a feeling of realism. Over all this film is worth a watch to anyone who is a fan of independent film.
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10/10
I cannot believe my eyes. this is the most beautiful film of the last millennium
lachlan-dinsmore2 September 2014
You must watch this now and with no hesitation.

I cannot express how heart warmed and touched I was after witnessing such a visual piece of perfection. This footage defines unparalleled euphoria. It is the best moment in my contrasted, dull life so far, I have never experienced such beauty before. I am another man after this life changing event, my self is transcended into a state of utter joyful frenzy. All delightful emotions are elated into permanent phase of constant pleasure. Nothing can compare to what this film provides to the bodily senses and imaginative capacity it expands within the blessed soul.

If I could give this more than perfect, I would rate it as infinite. I invite you to watch this film, you too will witness heaven and beyond.
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9/10
Terrific. Brilliant. Breathtaking
maxvonlancaster26 November 2020
This is one of the best movies of our time. Great story, dialog, symbolism. Amazing story about comradeship and brotherhood.
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10/10
The deepest feel-good comedy I have ever seen
peregrin-5340919 January 2021
This film is a source of everlasting joy and heartwarming sense for me. Whenever you feel overwhelmed by life, you can turn to this masterpiece for the wisdom within. Follow the development of a beautiful friendship between Bratishka and Poekhavshiy, whose love-hate relationship is fully developed in a short span of 90 minutes. Highly recommmend.
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10/10
Best Russian Movie ever
TheDisasterMaster14 October 2018
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I have seen the best movie ever in my life, in Russia, it's a great meme material. The best is to listen into the stories, and such. Fun fact: "Bratishka", or Vladimir Epifancev, is the Fear's voice actor from the Russian version of Inside Out.
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10/10
Incredible
sikey018 May 2021
Best drama for family viewing, which will make everyone cry.

I strongly advise you to watch this excellent piece of real cinema art!
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