30 Rock (TV Series)
The Collection (2007)
Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan
Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : The only way I can feel good about myself is to be booby slapped by a coked out Russian stripper.
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Tracy Jordan : I'm whipped. Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know in the morning they got food, TV, almost everything? It's pretty good.
Liz Lemon : I did know that, yeah.
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Tracy Jordan : [after Liz tells him he can't go to a strip club] I'm sorry, Liz, this is who I am. You can't ask a bird not to fly. You can't ask a fish not to swim. You can't ask a tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight!
