30 Rock (TV Series)

Episode 210 (2008)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : Wanna get drunk?

  Liz Lemon : No, there's too many phones in here.

• Liz Lemon : Look at those floors. I would walk all around inside of that.

  Jenna Maroney : [Jenna walks in, Lemon quickly closes her laptop]  Hey, what's up?

  Jenna Maroney : Are you looking at porn? I know a good site that's dirty without sacrificing story. It's by women, for women.

  Liz Lemon : No, I'm looking at real estate.

• Jenna Maroney : I can't believe you bought an apartment.

  Liz Lemon : Well, not yet. I still have to get approved by the co-op board. I'm all nervous. I have to dress up and smile and try to get them to like me. It's gonna be like going on a blind date.

  Jenna Maroney : Oh, no, it's so much better. 'Cause an apartment never waits till you get in the shower then steals the necklace your mother gave you.

• Liz Lemon : [leaving message for co-co board while drinking wine, 10:20 pm]  Hey, it's Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess. This is the number you gave me. I hope it's not fake, 'cause you accepted my bid, and I haven't heard from you. But I'm doing great. I bought a German television studio today.

  [still drinking as she leaves another message, 10:55 pm] 

  Liz Lemon : Does everyone know that you're a bunch of liars, or should I tell them myself? Because I know a lot of people.

  [pouring wine as she leaves another message, 11:14 pm] 

  Liz Lemon : You know what? I'm fine. Because I know who I am. You - I feel sorry for you, co-op board.

  [crying on the bathroom floor, 12:01 am] 

  Liz Lemon : I am going to the hospital, and I hope you're happy!

  [opening another bottle of wine, 12:03 am] 

  Liz Lemon : I'm just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer.

  [leaves message while singing Alanis Morissette, 2:15 am] 

  Liz Lemon : "And I am here to remind you..."

  [leaves message while drinking wine and jogging on treadmill, 7 am] 

  Liz Lemon : And you know what? I've moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment.