30 Rock (TV Series)
SeinfeldVision (2007)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : [Lemon is wearing a wedding dress] Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.
Liz Lemon : Yes I did.
Jerry Seinfeld : And it went well?
Liz Lemon : No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.
Jerry Seinfeld : Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz Lemon : [starts breaking down] I did a fake survey!
Jerry Seinfeld : [raises voice in typical Seinfeld manner] You did the fake survey?
Liz Lemon : [raises voice too] I know. I'm not over it! And now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life?
Jerry Seinfeld : Are you imitating me?
Liz Lemon : No! This is what I sound like when I cry!
Jerry Seinfeld : I think I'm a little insulted.
Liz Lemon : You're insulted? I'm crying!
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[Jerry Seinfeld has been digitally inserted in an episode of "Heroes"]
Jerry Seinfeld : [talking to Ando and Hiro on the phone] Save the cheerleader, save the world!
Ando Masahashi : [to Hiro, in Japanese] Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Jerry Seinfeld : [annoyed] Yeah, that's what I said!