He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

Ben Affleck: Neil

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• Neil : People who get married are not to be trusted. You know why? Because if you were legitimately happy, honestly you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. You wouldn't have to broadcast it. They do it because they're insecure and because they think that getting married is what they're supposed to be doing now. And so they're lying to themselves and they're lying to others.

• Neil : So, we're not getting married but I have to get rid of my pants?

• Neil : I don't wanna be with anybody else, I just wanna be with Beth.

• Neil : They can lay horizontal!