Time Squad (TV Series)

Planet of the Flies/Keepin' It Real with Sitting Bull (2002)

Mark Hamill: Larry 3000

Quotes 

• Larry 3000 : [seeing the destroyed Statue of Liberty]  You maniacs! You blew it all up!

  [He sobs hysterically] 

  Buck Tuddrussel : Sheesh, Larry, I never seen you take anything so hard.

  Larry 3000 : Hey, you're right. Oh, here's the problem. My emotion regulator was set on compassion. How embarrassing.

• [Tuddrussel has been carried off by a giant fly] 

  Larry 3000 : Hold on!

  Otto Osworth : Hit him!

  King : When he swallows you, try to give him indigestion!

  [Larry and Otto look at him angrily] 

  King : What?

• Buck Tuddrussel : This is a mad house!... A MAD HOUSE!

  Larry 3000 : Ya' finished?

  Buck Tuddrussel : Pretty much...

• Larry 3000 : You could use some deodorant. Family size.

• [Larry and Otto hide behind some rocks, near where Sitting Bull is. Larry projects an image of his desired feather duster into the air] 

  Larry 3000 : Sitting Bull...

  Sitting Bull : [gasping]  A vision!

  Larry 3000 : That's right. I'm your ancestor. Your great uncle... oh, Morty.

  Sitting Bull : I don't remember any Great Uncle Morty.

  Larry 3000 : Silence! Respect your elders. You have angered me with your dancing and ridiculous clothes, and that putrid hair dye and nauseating gloan.

  Sitting Bull : I was just doing what you commanded me to.

  Larry 3000 : Smells like something you pay a buck for in a men's room dispenser.

  Sitting Bull : I am sorry, Great Uncle Morty. I was just trying to get funky fresh and kick it to the curb.

  Larry 3000 : And talk about desperate. All that cheap jewellery. Ugh. "Look, at me. Oh, I'm Sitting Bull. I'm so hip."