- Tough Guy: Hey freshmeat. What are you doing crammed inside my locker?
- Oliver Oken: I'm not crammed inside - my moms a cop!
- Miley Stewart: Hey bro!
- Jackson Stewart: Junior.
- [points to himself]
- Jackson Stewart: Freshman.
- [points to Miley]
- Jackson Stewart: No bro, gotta go.
- Miley Stewart: Okay, Rico, you know my secret. What's it going to take to shut you up?
- Rico: You. As my girlfriend.
- Miley Stewart: Say what?
- Rico: Don't flatter yourself, doll face. This is strictly business. I need some hall cred in this place, and you can help me get it.
- Lilly Truscott: Oh, so all he's looking for is a little arm candy.
- Rico: That and someone to reach the top shelf of my locker.
- Lilly Truscott: [to Miley] You can totally do that.
- Miley Stewart: You can totally shut up!
- Miley Stewart: [as Hannah] I say we jump out of bed tomorrow and say, "Yeah! Yeah!"
- Miley Stewart: [next morning, as Miley, not wanting to get out of bed] No! No! No!
- Robbie Stewart: Come on, Miles! Don't make me get the water bucket!
- Miley Stewart: You wouldn't!
- Jackson Stewart: [shivering, soaking wet] Oh yes, he would!