- Barf: Whoah by Jove it works, the precocious little girl's a hero.
- Princess Vespa: Oh, is she? Then riddle me this: why didn't she stop these creatures two acts ago?
- Lone Starr: Oh, zip it, Vespa, nobody wants to hear your logic problems. Besides, the episode's almost over.
- Lone Starr: Ok, guys, I've found a dimly lit, confusing to navigate pasageway where we can wait out what will presumably be the final minutes of our lives in mindnumbing terror. What do you think?
- Barf: Good Plan.
- Princess Vespa: Ok.
- Dot Matrix: Let's go.
- Princess Vespa: Yeah.
- Princess Vespa: Lone Starr, do something!
- Lone Starr: Like what?
- Princess Vespa: Use the Schwartz, you tool!
- Lone Starr: [under attack by a Tyrannosaurus Rex] Oh no, he's grabbed the adorable little girl and one of the anonymous lawyers.
- Dot Matrix: I wonder who's gonna get it first?
- Lone Starr: Yogurt, what are you doing here?
- Yogurt: Well, I have to show up at some point in the episode, don't I?
- Lone Starr: Skroob, this time I've gone too far.
- President Skroob: Oh please, sissy. Do you know how many evil plan's I've had that have been way worse than this?
- Lone Starr: Well you won't succeed. Not if I can help it.
- President Skroob: Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?
- Lone Starr: I'm gonna blogg about it.
- Princess Vespa: Look, Skroob, why don't you tell us what your evil plan is so we can speed things along here.
- President Skroob: Ok, fair enough. Helmet?
- Dark Helmet: Hm?
- President Skroob: Prepare the expositional film strip.
- Princess Vespa: What's Skroob doing here?
- Lone Starr: Well, he kinda... owns the Spankees.
- Princess Vespa: What? How can you root for a team run by the most evil man in the galaxy?
- Lone Starr: It's a moral conundrum I've chosen to ignore, ok, princess?
- President Skroob: Helmet, what the hell's Lone Starr doing here?
- Dark Helmet: Eh, He's won fan of the day, sir.
- President Skroob: Fan of the day? So you're saying it's a coincidence he's here?
- Dark Helmet: The episode had to start somehow.