The Sopranos (TV Series)
Made in America (2007)
Daniel Sauli: Patrick Parisi
Quotes
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Patrick Parisi : [to Paulie, in the dinning area of Nuovo Vesuvio] Ay, we were discussing Dreamgirls. You see it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : You people are fucked. You're living in a dream. And you still sit here talking about the fucking Oscars? "What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?"
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Huh?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Yeets.
Meadow Soprano : A.J...
Tom Giglione : Yeats?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : The world... Don't you see it? I mean, Bush let Al-Qaeda escape...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Oh!
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : ...in the mountains? Then he has us invade some other country?
Jason Gervasi : Let's join up, go kill some fuckin' terrorists.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : It's more noble than watching these jack-off fantasies on TV of how we're kickin' their ass!
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Donna Parisi : [in the living room of the Soprano home] A man took his horse to a vet and the vet says to him, "Why do you have a long face?"
Patsy Parisi : The horse asks, there's no vet.
Donna Parisi : Right, a horse goes to a vet and the vet looks at his face and says to him, "My friend."
Patsy Parisi : A horse goes to the doctor, the doctor asks, "Why the long face?" She can't tell jokes
Tony Soprano : Speaking of jokers, where's that other son of yours today?
Donna Parisi : I didn't think he was invited.
Carmela Soprano : I just think with all the wedding talk.
Tony Soprano : That pal of his, the other Jason I heard he ran into some trouble, Carlo's Jason.
Donna Parisi : He's a mess.
Patsy Parisi : Alright.
Tony Soprano : Well, he's got no shortage of lawyers here, only this one here would only take the case for free.
[referring to Meadow]
Patrick Parisi : That's why we want her there at Groupman, Groupman and Kerseyo, actually Med and I had some conversations and we may still snag her at the firm when she's done with law school.
Carmela Soprano : No kidding?
Meadow Soprano : We went out to dinner Steven Groupman and the subject came up.
Patrick Parisi : Steven was very impressed with her work at the Law Center, even got into starting salaries, he was talking one seventy.
Tony Soprano : Jesus, sweetheart that's fantastic.
Meadow Soprano : He hadn't had too much to drink.
Patrick Parisi : Don't devalue yourself, we've got a really interesting case right now we're defending James Trofolio the County Commissioner and those corruption charges.
Donna Parisi : [to Patrick] is that your case?
Patrick Parisi : He's got bag men, whores it's fascinating.