South Park (TV Series)

Imaginationland (2007)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Craig, Gerald Broflovski, General's Assistant, M. Night Shyamalan, Suitcase, Terrorists, Trucker

Quotes 

• General Deckter : Those are not ideas, those are special effects.

  Michael Bay : I don't see the difference.

  General Deckter : I know you don't.

• General Deckter : We need you, M. Night Shyamalan, to come up with ideas to stop the terrorists.

  M. Night Shyamalan : What if it turns out, that they aren't terrorists, but that they are werewolves, from the future?

  General Deckter : No, they are terrorists, they've been linked to Al Qaeda.

  M. Night Shyamalan : But what if Al Qaeda is the group terrorized, by aliens?

  General Deckter : That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas.

  M. Night Shyamalan : How about, that we make everyone believe that we are being terrorized, but really, we were already dead.

• Kyle : Where do leprechauns come from?

  Gerald Broflovski : From Ireland.

  Kyle : So, why would one come to America to warn us about a terrorist attack?

  Sheila Broflovski : Kyle, leprechauns are imaginary. You're nine years old, you should know the difference between real and imaginary.

  Kyle : I thought I did.

• Butters : Are you going to rape us?

  Mayor of Imaginationland : No.

• Mayor of Imaginationland : Hop aboard, kids! I have something to show you!

  Butters : Are you gonna rape us?

  Mayor of Imaginationland : No.

  Butters : Alright then.

  Stan Marsh : Come on, guys!

  Butters : Watch it, fellows - I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us.