Family Guy (TV Series)

Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air (2007)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Carter Pewterschmidt, Captain Seamus, TV Announcer, Terry Fabulous, Butler, Frog #1, Corky, Parker, Judas

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Peter I wish you'd get rid of this thing; it is an absolute eyesore.

  Peter Griffin : What do you care Lois? You girls got the Clam, we've got the Quahog Men's Club. Besides, we're not hurting anybody.

  Lois Griffin : What are you talking about? You ripped a whole chunk of wall out of the house!

  [Shot changes to outside of the second floor of the house, where there's a giant hole in Stewie's room] 

  Stewie Griffin : What is this? There's something wrong with the house! I don't like change!

• Peter Griffin : What did you do with your wheelchair?

  Joe : I gave it away.

  Chris Griffin : [cut to Chris speeding downhill in Joe's wheelchair, crashing through Mayor West's gate and landing in a flower bed]  Whee!

  Adam West : My tulips! You dick.

• Peter Griffin : Boys there's only one answer. We got to re-cripple Joe. It's the right thing to do. Like taking out Hitler.

• Cleveland : [after falling into Spider-Man's net]  Hey thanks Spider-Man.

  Spider-Man : Everybody gets one, isn't that right Peter?

  Peter Griffin : Yep Cleveland, apparently everybody gets one.

• Quagmire : My God, Joe is running us ragged!

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I haven't been this exhausted since I had that job as Jackée Harry's personal grocery shopper.

  [Cutaway to a grocery store with Peter and Jackée Harry. Peter is holding a clipboard with shopping items listed on it, which he is reading from] 

  Peter Griffin : A palette? Am-am I readin' this right? Y-You need a palette of chocolate-covered pretzels? Wh-wh-where the hell am i supposed to - a-an-an-and wh-what is this, a drum of grape jam? Is that - wh-what is that - is that like a drum like, they ship oil in? Is that - a-a-an-and wh-wh-wha - look at this one: A desk of Cheez-its. A desk - wh-where are you gettin' these units of measurements from?

  Jackée Harry : Mary.

  Peter Griffin : [laughs]  That is still funny. Okay you stay right here, big funny gal, i'll be right back with...

  [reads from the clipboard] 

  Peter Griffin : a hammock of cake.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, you can't just slap together flimsy structures in the yard!

  Peter Griffin : Why not? Herbert did it.

  [pan to Herbert sitting at a wooden booth reading "Quahog Boys' Club: Free Popsicles and Shoulder Rubs"] 

  Herbert : [singing]  It's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA! Hmm...

• Dr, Elmer Hartman : You know Peter says we sound alike.

  Carter Pewterschidt : Really, I don't hear it.

  Dr, Elmer Hartman : Actually I do think I hear it now.

  Carter Pewterschidt : Really?

  Dr, Elmer Hartman : Yeah you know we've never really had any extended interaction so I've never noticed it.

  Carter Pewterschidt : Yeah I think I hear it too.

  Dr, Elmer Hartman : Seems lazy, doesn't it?

  Carter Pewterschidt : Well, there 's only so many voices in the world. Some of them are bound to be similar.