27 Dresses (2008)

James Marsden: Kevin

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Quotes 

• Kevin : Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind

• Jane : [after spending a drunken night with Kevin]  I just want you to know, I never do this.

  Kevin : Oh, I know.

  Jane : No, really. I never, never do this.

  Kevin : No, really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it over and over again: "I never do this", "I *never* do this", "I never *do* this"...

  Jane : Okay. I just wanted you to know.

• Kevin : What about you? You don't have any needs?

  Jane : No. I'm Jesus.

• Kevin : [motions to a "Gone With the Wind"-style dress]  What the hell is that?

  Jane : Theme wedding.

  Kevin : What was the theme? Humiliation?

• Kevin : What color is that - vomit?

• Kevin : [helping Jane practice saying no]  Jane, give me fifty bucks.

  Jane : No!

  Kevin : Jane, it's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back.

  Jane : No.

  Kevin : [takes Jane's hand]  Jane... I *need* you to give me fifty bucks.

  Jane : [hesitantly]  No?

  Kevin : Eh... not bad. Can I have your drink?

  Jane : Sure.

  [beat] 

  Jane : No! Oh, no...

  Kevin : [laughing]  You were doing so well!

• Jane : You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?

  Kevin : I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.

• Jane : Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?

  Kevin : Let's do it.

• Jane : [after passing out]  Are you a doctor?

  Kevin : No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.

• Jane : I think you should just admit that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy...

  Kevin : Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the last one?

  Jane : What?

  Kevin : Did you say "sexy"?

  Jane : [nervous]  What?

  Kevin : You think I'm sexy?

  Jane : No.

  Kevin : It's okay if you do.

  Jane : I don't!

• Kevin : You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!

• Kevin : You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.

• Kevin : Wait, what are those?

  Jane : [nervous]  Nothing.

  Kevin : Are those...?

  Jane : No!

  Kevin : Are they bridesmaid dresses?

  Jane : This is none of your business!

  Kevin : Oh... good God. What, you kept them all? You have a whole closetful? Why?

  Jane : I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.

  Kevin : [snickering]  Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're... *beautiful*.

  Jane : Some of them are not that bad.

  Kevin : Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.

• Kevin : I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.

• Kevin : I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding.

• Jane : How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.

  Kevin : I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.

  Jane : Oh! That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.

  Kevin : A-ha! So you admit that believe in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!

• Jane : Oh, I'm a really... very good caulker.

  Kevin : [into recorder]  Likes caulk.