"The characters and incidents portrayed and the names herein are fictitious, and any similarity to the name, character, or history of any person is entirely coincidental and unintentional, except for Ron Jeremy who really does have a 9 3/4 inch penis and who once fellated himself."
Ron Jeremy's credit reads "Introducing Ron Jeremy", despite the fact he has appeared in dozens of mainstream films, including several as a lead or major supporting actor (plus thousands of porn films he's starred in).