Family Guy (TV Series)
Stewie Kills Lois (2007)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Asian Hooker, Sandra Bullock
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Quotes
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Ship's Captain : I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to bar you from the aft section of the ship for the rest of the cruise.
Lois Griffin : Oh, we are so sorry. Peter, what the hell did you think you were doing?
Peter Griffin : Lois, it is called the "poop deck." That is why I pooped there.
Ship's Captain : You're disgusting!
Peter Griffin : And you're misleading.
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Peter Griffin : Boy this is romantic, isn't it, Lois?
Lois Griffin : It sure is, sweetie. I feel like that fat-ass British girl from Titanic.
Peter Griffin : What girl?
Lois Griffin : The *lead* in Titanic. The one opposite Leonardo Di Caprio.
Peter Griffin : Sweetheart, that was a guy.
Lois Griffin : What?
Peter Griffin : That was a guy. That was Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Lois Griffin : No it wasn't!
Peter Griffin : Yes it was, honey. It was Philip Seymour Hoffman. Look at you out here on a big trip.
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Lois Griffin : Stewie? What are you doing here?
Stewie Griffin : [points a gun at Lois] Oh there is a very simple answer to that. You drove me here, with all indignity you force me to suffer for all these years!
Lois Griffin : Wha? What are you doing with a gun?
Stewie Griffin : Something I should have done a very long time ago!
[Stewie shoots Lois]
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Lois Griffin : You've totally ruined this trip for me. I am mortified to even show my face around this ship.
Peter Griffin : Hey the Captain's the one who should be embarrassed, his story was gay.
Lois Griffin : YOU'RE gay!