Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

The Emperor's New Joe/Schnit-Heads (1995)

Carlos Alazraqui: Rocko, Spunky, Leon Chameleon, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Cult Leader : We're bowling for sinners today!

  Rocko : You can't chuck bowling balls at us.

  Cult Leader : Yes, we can. Says so right here in the Book of Bratwurst. "If there be one among you who does not follow the way of the schnitzel, let that one go and do not throw bowling balls at him."

  Rocko : Well then, see? It says let us go.

  Cult Leader : It's a matter of interpretation.

• Rocko : Well, Hef, I hope you learned a lesson from all this.

  Heffer Wolfe : I sure did. All that is shiny is not sausage.

  [beat] 

  Heffer Wolfe : Or... something.