- Rocko: Dr. Hutchison? I thought you were a dentist.
- Dr. Paula Hutchison: I was, but I got tired of always looking down in the mouth.
- Buff: [two big scary guys, Rocko's nurses, enter the room] So you're the new patient, huh? We're gonna make sure you're comfortable. Aren't we, Dick?
- Dick: Yeah, real comfortable.
- Buff: [takes out a wheelchair] Here's your chariot, your highness. Why don't you hop in and we'll take you to your nice comfy ROOM. Isn't that right, *Dick*?
- Dick: Yeah, comfy womfy.
- Buff: [they get to Rocko's room] Here's your SPECIAL SWEET.
- [finds Rocko's hospital gown]
- Buff: Ooh, here's your gown, Cinderella. Now you can go to your FANCY SCHMANCY BALL.
- [takes out Rocko's slippers]
- Buff: Don't forget your glass slippers!
- Buff: [to Dick] Ahem. AHEM.
- Dick: OH. Yeah, glassy wassy.
- Pinky: [after bungee jumping and doing other dangerous things] Gee, Rocko, that was really fun. But what I'd really like to do is drive a flaming bus through a wall of TVs with a stick of dynamite strapped to my head.
- Rocko: But that's cra... I mean it's not safe.
- [Pinky starts to cry]
- Pinky: [after driving the flaming bus through a wall of TVs] You know what else I'd like to do?
- Rocko: THAT'S IT. The carnival, FINE. The rollercoaster, OKAY. But then the bungee jumping, The Wall of Death, flying over The Andes with a Brazilian soccer team.
- Rocko: Y'know, Heff, sometimes you lose friends before you even knew you had them.
- Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, but it's better that they go. I've got toenail clippings that have been haunting me for years.