Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

Boob Tubed/Commuted Sentence (1994)

Tom Kenny: Heffer Wolfe, Mr. Smitty, Fran the Newscaster, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocko : [just getting to work]  Well, I made it. Now if I can only find a parking space.

  [sees one] 

  Rocko : Bonza! Right out in front.

  Rocko : [someone takes it right before he can get in]  Hey! I was backin' in!

  Rocko : [realizing it's Mr. Smitty]  Oh, Mr. Smitty.

  [laughs nervously] 

  Rocko : How'd you get here so early? Traffic was terrible.

  Mr. Smitty : I just live next-door.

  [laughs] 

  Rocko : But I can't find a parking space anywhere.

  Mr. Smitty : Drive five blocks over. In the HIGH CRIME AREA.

• Mr. Smitty : [Rocko tries to punch in and an alarm goes off]  Well well well. Late again, I see. COME WITH ME!

  Mr. Smitty : [uses a pointer to point out a clock on a chart]  What is this, huh?

  Rocko : A clock?

  Mr. Smitty : And what does it tell us, hmm?

  Rocko : Time?

  Mr. Smitty : AND HOW DO WE GET A CLOCK, HMM?

  Rocko : Go to a clock store?

  Mr. Smitty : AND?

  Rocko : Buy one?

  Mr. Smitty : WITH WHAT?

  Rocko : Money?

  Mr. Smitty : [getting more and more furious]  MONEY! Good. So any *moron* can SEE that TIME equals what? HUH?

  Rocko : Money?

  Mr. Smitty : I can't hear you!

  Rocko : Money?

  Mr. Smitty : Hmm?

  Rocko : [losing it]  MONEY, SIR! TIME IS MONEY!

• Mr. Smitty : [handing him the phone]  It's for you, Rocko. It's your car.

  Rocko : MY CAR?

  Rocko : Uh, hello?

  Rocko's Car : Rocko, I've been impounded. You gotta come bail me out.

  [turns around scared] 

  Tough Truck : [laughs sinisterly] 

  Rocko's Car : [to Rocko]  HURRY!

  Rocko : [at the impound]  I came in to bail out my car. It's that red one over there.

  Beaver Policeman : Oh, yeah. The other cars call him fancy fenders. Term of endearment, I'm sure.

• Heffer Wolfe : Gee, Rocko, they towed your car?

  Rocko : Yup. I need to earn money to get him out. But if I keep showing up late for work, Mr. Smitty will fire me.

  Heffer Wolfe : If you don't have a car, that means in order to get to work...

  Rocko : Yeah, Heff. It means I'll have to try... PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

• Heffer Wolfe : Go to the petunia at once, corn cob.

• Heffer Wolfe : Makes a great meat substitute for undershorts.