American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007 Video)

Steve Talley: Dwight Stifler

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• Dwight Stifler : Oh right. The co-ed bathrooms. Yeah, it took me about three years to get the board of trustees to approve that one. Worth it!

• Dwight Stifler : Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Ok? You get to hit the reset button on life. You get to be anybody you want to be.

  Erik Stifler : I never thought about it like that before.

• Edgar : His name is Dave Hull, and he is the number 1 rated lifesaver fighter on the science-fiction convention tour.

  Dwight Stifler : Oh, he's a virgin!

• Dwight Stifler : Yeah, no, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a three-some. It shows that you work well within the group dynamic and that you are really prepared for sisterhood, you know what I mean?

• Dwight Stifler : Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the Hottie Contest. And since he's like the lady's man in the family, I totally trust his taste.

  Julie : Thanks, cutie!

  Erik Stifler : You want to dance, gorgeous?

  Julie : I'd love to!

• Dwight Stifler : [talking about Wesley]  Don't be fooled by his appearance. His nickname is the Blackout Menace. He's a perfect student except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk, blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem, and never remembering a thing.

• Dwight Stifler : Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain to ever win the Greek Olympiad?

  Noah Levenstein : Well, I haven't the foggiest, because it was so long ago. I...

  Dwight Stifler : His name is Noah Levenstein.

  Noah Levenstein : Uh-huh. Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day.

• Erik Stifler : What the hell is that? What is that thing?

  Dwight Stifler : That's the geeks taking the lead. It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley! Wesley!

• Noah Levenstein : Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges, if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again.

  Dwight Stifler : This is ridiculous! Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch?