Gargoyles (TV Series)

The Mirror (1995)

Brent Spiner: Puck

Quotes 

• Puck : Fearsome creature who would stay/Unchanged by the light of day,/Remain you thus throughout the night./Be thou flesh by dawn's fair light.

• Demona : That's it! That's what I want! If you cannot get rid of all the humans, then at least rid me of that human: Elisa Maza!

  Puck : Did you say *that* human or that *human*?

  [Demona glares at him] 

  Puck : Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out. This just might be fun after all.

• Puck : Is this how you welcome all your guests?

  Demona : Any who would turn on me. And you're not a guest. You serve the human, now you can serve me.

  Puck : Serving humans is fun, they have a sense of humor. You have none.

  Demona : Perhaps not, Puck, but I have you.

• Demona : I want you to get rid of the humans. ALL of them.

  Puck : Does this look like Aladdin's lamp? I have limits, after all.

• Demona : I would know you no matter what your form, Goliath! Take care of them, Puck.

  Puck : As you wish... Humans love a battle hearty/So does Puck, come on, let's party!

• Puck : [Bronx is about to attack him]  Let's improve your looks.

  [Changes Bronx into a dog] 

  Puck : Oh, should've tried a chihuahua.

• Demona : [mulling over her wish]  I'm too vulnerable during the day. I don't want to turn to stone anymore.

  Puck : Of course! You want to stroll down Fifth Avenue in the sunshine. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

• Puck : What is it you *really* want?

  [He touches the mirror, and an image of Goliath appears] 

  Puck : How quaint. After all these centuries, you're still carrying a torch. Well, if that's you want, I can make him love you again. Piece of cake... given your charming personality.

• Goliath : It ends now, Puck. Change everyone back to the way they were before Demona summoned you. Do it, and you win your freedom.

  Puck : It will be my pleasure. But afterwards. I'm going to need a very *long* nap. First the humans I'll attend.

  [the city turns back to normal, then Elisa turns back to normal] 

  Puck : Then the gargoyles will I mend. If his efforts you commend, free Puck, let him homeward wend.

  Goliath : [breaks Puck's chain]  You're free.