Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Visits a Farm (2007)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Margie Butterfield : Loosen up! What are you afraid of?

  Adrian Monk : Well... pretty long list.

• Adrian Monk : Okay, what's back there? Let me guess. Fields of reefer.

  Jimmy Belmont : Fields of reefer? What kind of cop were you?

  Adrian Monk : You know what I mean. Ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba.

  Jimmy Belmont : What makes you think that I'd actually...

  Adrian Monk : Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Dr. Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed. That's right. The Devil's Parsley. Skunk. Splim. Splam. Mooster. Side Salad.

  Jimmy Belmont : Side Salad?

• Oates : One minute you're handcuffing yourself to a piece of farm machinery, sobbing like a schoolgirl, the next minute you're putting all the pieces together like Sherlock Holmes. Which is the real Adrian Monk?

  Adrian Monk : I like to think that a man is made up of many different...

  Oates : I think it's the schoolgirl.

  Adrian Monk : Yeah, you're probably right.

• Sheriff Margie Butterfield : [about the file she handed to Monk]  I'm going to need that back. Ahhh, there's another dance tonight. You could bring it with ya.

  Randall Disher : [oblivious to the Sheriff's obvious flirt with Monk]  I wasn't planning on going to the dance.

  Sheriff Margie Butterfield : [switching from Monk, back to Randy, then back to Monk]  . I wasn't talking to ya.

  [winks at Monk] 

  Sheriff Margie Butterfield : TSK.

  [Turns around to leave in her police SUV] 

  Sheriff Margie Butterfield : Do something about those deer.

  Randall Disher : Yes, ma'am.

  Adrian Monk : Did she wink at me? I think she winked at me.

• Adrian Monk : Thanks for letting me keep my bags with me. Is this where I catch the bus going back?

  Bus Driver : NO!

  [the bus driver hurriedly shuts the door and drives off. Monk surveys the road to Randy's farm] 

  Adrian Monk : That's a lot of dirt...