Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Carmit Levité: Blavatski
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Quotes
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Madame Blavatski : I see strippers dead. Then, I see her not so dead. I see severed heads and not so dead, too. But, I also see not so dead stripper strip! And she - how you say - knock them dead! Or, not so dead, as the case may be.
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Cole : Put the gun down, Ian.
Ian : How do I know that you're not one, huh?
Cole : [takes the gun and points it at Ian] How do I know *you're* not one of them?
Madame Blavatski : Because zombie doesn't piss in pants. You two! Boys with toys. Stop this foolish nonsense. We must work together.
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Madame Blavatski : [introducing Jessy to strippers] Okay uber-sluts, we have new meat!
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Madame Blavatski : But what about the girls, huh? They're good girls.
Jessy : They're zombies.
Madame Blavatski : No. They're strippers.
Berengé : [cocking shotgun] They're zombie strippers!
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Madame Blavatski : Girls, we talk. Hmm? In the old country, I strip for my bread and borscht. And vodka.
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Madame Blavatski : Now, we make her at home, so we are all, how you say, eh, happy with the crabs. No, not crabs, but, other crustaceans.
Jeannie : You mean, happy as a clam.
Sox : Clams are mollusks, not crustaceans.
Madame Blavatski : Whatever!