- [while Kermit is packing]
- Piggy: OKAY, EVERYBODY! Tryouts for the part of father are now open.
- Kermit: Sheesh.
- [a man appears in Piggy's fantasy]
- Piggy: Uh-uh.
- [another man appears]
- Piggy: Mmm, too tall.
- [another man appears]
- Piggy: Nope.
- [a man with glasses appears]
- Piggy: Uh-uh, too short.
- [a military man appears]
- Piggy: NEXT!
- [Rowlf appears in a suit]
- Rowlf: Oh, Piggy, the most smartest, prettiest wife ever in the whole world, I'm home!
- Piggy: Now this guy a girl could learn to like.
- Piggy: All right, everybody, you heard what Nanny said. We all have to be brave and strong and... and...
- [watches Kermit pack his things]
- Piggy: [crawls on her knees] Oh, Kermit, please, please, please, please don't leave!
- Kids: Piggy!
- Piggy: Huh? Oh, um... uh... uh... please don't... uh... leave... um... uh, this!
- [throws Kermit a pillow]
- Kermit: What? Oh, gee, uh, thanks, Piggy.
- Piggy: How about a mushy card?
- Rowlf: Or a singing telegram?
- Piggy: Oh, yes!
- [clears her throat and sings]
- Piggy: To Kermit the frog.
- Rowlf: [sings] From Rowlfy the dog.
- Piggy: And Scooter and Skeeter.
- Fozzie: [sings] And Piggy the hog!
- Piggy: WHAT?
- Fozzie: I said "Piggy the hog".
- Piggy: Ooooh!
- Fozzie: Um, never mind.