Muppet Babies (TV Series)

And Now a Word from Our Muppets (1989)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter

Quotes 

• [everyone prepares to help Nanny make a "Garage Sale" sign] 

  Nanny : What's the matter, Piggy?

  Piggy : Well, I... I, uh... Well, I never got to finish my show.

  Kermit : Gosh, Piggy. Well, why don't you just tell us how it ends?

  Piggy : Can I?

  Kids : Sure!

  Fozzie : Why not?

  Animal : Me listen.

  Piggy : Okay, here goes.

  [takes a deep breath and talks rapidly] 

  Piggy : I land on the ground and I'm safe, but I get hit in the head, forget who I am, and I lose my job. Oh, and all my hair falls out, but, um, I get a new job at a nightclub and Kermit is there and as soon as I see him, I know who I am, but he doesn't. So he runs away and... and I have to go find him and then I do and we go to Miami and we talk to each other and then we get married and they make me a star and we live happily ever after. Oh, and all my hair grows back. The end. How'd you like it?

  [Kermit and the other kids stare, clearly unimpressed] 

  Kermit : Good show, Piggy. We go to Miami? Sheesh.

• [the kids are trying to come up with an idea for a commercial] 

  Gonzo : I got it! I got it! Oh, wait 'til you hear this. Okay, okay, first you see a close-up of a nose. A beautiful, big blue one. Then a pencil, throw in a little mood music.

  [chimps are seen playing instruments] 

  Gonzo : Perfect. Now a close-up of a table leg, a bear's ear, a frog's eye, and a piglet's pair of shoes. Then a voice saying, Knick knack paddy wack. Give a dog a bone. Well, what do you think? Knocked your socks off, huh?

  Skeeter : Well, um, it was kinda... kinda... No, definitely weird.

  Gonzo : Thanks.