"Muppet Babies" And Now a Word from Our Muppets (TV Episode 1989) - Laurie O'Brien as Piggy

[everyone prepares to help Nanny make a "Garage Sale" sign]

Nanny : What's the matter, Piggy?

Piggy : Well, I... I, uh... Well, I never got to finish my show.

Kermit : Gosh, Piggy. Well, why don't you just tell us how it ends?

Piggy : Can I?

Kids : Sure!

Fozzie : Why not?

Animal : Me listen.

Piggy : Okay, here goes.

[takes a deep breath and talks rapidly]

Piggy : I land on the ground and I'm safe, but I get hit in the head, forget who I am, and I lose my job. Oh, and all my hair falls out, but, um, I get a new job at a nightclub and Kermit is there and as soon as I see him, I know who I am, but he doesn't. So he runs away and... and I have to go find him and then I do and we go to Miami and we talk to each other and then we get married and they make me a star and we live happily ever after. Oh, and all my hair grows back. The end. How'd you like it?

[Kermit and the other kids stare, clearly unimpressed]

Kermit : Good show, Piggy. We go to Miami? Sheesh.
Fozzie : [while eating his Floppy Flakes cereal] When it comes to flops and flakes, I'm an expert. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Piggy : I couldn't have said it better myself.
Rowlf : These are "The Days in Our Nursery". When we last left the beautiful Piggy Brokenheart, her boyfriend had forgotten her birthday, her girlfriend had forgotten her name, and Piggy had forgotten where she put her secret stash of cupcakes.

Piggy : All in all, it's been a pretty rotten day.

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy