- Kermit: If we're not in the spaceship anymore, then how come it's still so hot?
- [the babies all agree]
- Gonzo: Maybe the nursery has broken off from the house a-a-and turned into a real spaceship.
- Babies: Huh?
- Skeeter: What if Gonzo's right and we're about to crash into the sun?
- Piggy: Don't be ridiculous.
- Scooter: Yeah, we'll burn up and disintegrate before we ever get that far.
- Rowlf: Wow, Nanny, you really surprised us.
- Nanny: I didn't mean to, Rowlf. I just wanted to tell you that we're having a heat wave, and wouldn't you know it, the air conditioner broke down.
- Babies: Heat wave?
- Piggy: You mean we're not going to crash into the sun?
- Nanny: No, of course not, Piggy. Whatever gave you that idea?
- [everyone stares at Gonzo]
- Gonzo: [chuckles nervously] Well...
- Piggy: Nitwit.
- Piggy: I'm ready.
- Scooter: Who are you supposed to be?
- Piggy: The African Queen, of course.
- Scooter: Um, Piggy...
- Piggy: And I'll be waited on.
- [Piggy fantasizes herself as a queen in Africa]
- Piggy: By my devoted servants.
- Scooter: But, Piggy...
- Piggy: And they'll keep me nice and cool.
- [a Tarzan yell is heard]
- Piggy: WHAT?
- [Skeeter swings in]
- Skeeter: Me Tarzaness, queen of the jungle.
- Piggy: [after her fantasy ends] Uh-uh. No way, Skeeter. I'm the African Queen.
- Skeeter: Oh, no, you're not.
- Piggy: Yes, I am.
- Skeeter: Are not!
- Piggy: Am too!
- Scooter: Wait a minute! You both got it wrong. It's Tarzan, king of the jungle.
- Skeeter: It is?
- Piggy: See? I'm the African Queen.
- Scooter: And the African Queen is a boat.
- Piggy: A what?
- Skeeter: A boat? Well, then Piggy will be just perfect.
- Piggy: Excuse me, Scooter, but I must have heard you wrong. Did you say "BOAT"?
- Scooter: Yeah.
- [pulls out a boat he made with a wagon and some boxes]
- Scooter: See? And I'm the captain.
- Piggy: [pictures a run-down old boat] Oh, this boat sure doesn't look much like a queen.
- Scooter: Well, I don't look much like a captain either.
- Piggy: Good point.