Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Muppet of Invention (1990)

Dave Coulier: Animal

Quotes 

• [Piggy is chasing Fozzie] 

  Statler : You know, I think that little pig's really on to something.

  Waldorf : Yeah, I'll say. She's invented the perfect way for the bear to lose weight...

  Statler , Waldorf : ...Fear.

  [they both laugh] 

• Nanny : [about Statler and Waldorf]  Their TV broke down so they came over to watch their favorite old movie here with you kids.

  Fozzie : Hey, that reminds me of a joke. What did King Kong say to the beautiful lady? Give up? "I'm going ape for you." Get it? Ape, King Kong. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  [the kids all groan] 

  Statler : You know, Fozzie, there's nothing like a good joke to brighten up a day.

  Waldorf : Yeah, and that was nothing like a good joke.

  [Statler and Waldorf laughs and the kids, minus Fozzie, laughs along] 

  Fozzie : I don't get it.